I would like you to meet ‘The Commander’ Fozzie Bear !!!. He lives in the World of
Mancia and you will never see him ever, only on television. Read on to find out more about this crazy creature
Appearance
He is the size of an average human and talks like a human. He is as fluffy as a sheep that hasn’t been shaun for two years and a great shade of brown. His eyes are so plain you laugh so much you cry. He eats humans, dogs, cats, McDonalds and tiny little babies. Fozzie’s fingers are so fat he can’t use a telephone. Weirdly his teeth are so blunt he cant eat a jelly bean. All the food fozzie eats has a huge effect on his tongue-it turns it as red as blood. His sight is so bad he can’t see a millimetre in front of him but he can hear all the way from the year 1400 BC.
Friends
He has many friends like Kermit the frog, Mrs Piggy, Animal, Gonzo, Elmo, Big Bird, Mr Noodle, Dorothy, The Wiggles, Oscar and The Smurfs. He will be there as fast as 1,2,3 when his friends need him.
Habitat
Fozzie Bear had a sad life. When he was young he had to find a new house to live in because he got banished. Then he had to fight for his own food and life. Now he lives in New York in a flash mansion with 1000 servants who get paid 50 cents an hour.
Population
Fozzie bears had a huge population of 1,00 000 but now there is only one because humans came and attacked in the year 2012 and turned it into U.S.A. On the night of the attack fozzie had a pain in his stomach and cried many tears. Fozzie Bear had eaten so many humans he will always stay obsessed. He ate guns, swords and grenades. He still remembers the day like yesterday.
Enemies/Predators
Fozzie only has one enemy, the USA Army. They try to attack fozzie 24/7 with all the same weapons that they used in the war of 2012. They have one more extra weapon, ‘cheese’. The servants sometimes defeat the army. It’s a massacre! They normally use archery and jousting
Sadly Fozzie Bear died while he was visiting a great friend called Cullen who goes to
Mokoia Intermediate. God bless you Fozzie.
Cullen Dittmer
